Well, lookie here, you want to talk about that fancy Prada Galleria Saffiano Leather Mini-Bag, huh? The one they got in the official flagship store? That name is longer than my grocery list! Sounds like somethin’ them city folk would carry. I seen them on the TV, all dolled up with their little purses.
They call it “Saffiano” leather. What in tarnation is Saffiano? Sounds like a disease! My old cow Bessie, her hide was just plain old leather. Tough as nails, that was. This Saffiano stuff is probably some new-fangled thing. They say it’s genuine, though. Least that’s what that young lady on the phone told me. But this Prada bag is treated and all, not like Bessie’s.
They say it don’t change color over time. Don’t get that “patina,” whatever that is. My old handbag, it got darker where I always grabbed it. Showed it was loved, ya know? This Prada Galleria thing, it just stays the same, I guess.
They got all different kinds, too. This one’s a mini, but I seen bigger ones. Some got fabric straps, some got leather. Like that 2005 one, they call it. That’s a long time ago! They say that one has that “Saffiano” leather strap. That makes sense, I reckon. Gotta match.
And the price! You could buy a whole herd of goats for what they’re askin’ for one of these Prada bags. They say it’s ’cause it’s a fancy brand. “Prada,” they call it. Started by some fella named Mario way back when, over a hundred years ago. Imagine that! This Prada mini-bag sure has been around for a while.
They make all sorts of fancy things. I saw a black one they call “Re-Nylon.” What’s that, a fishin’ net? And the price on that one, you could buy a whole new tractor! This is about that Prada Galleria bag, though, so I gotta stay on track, they said 5-10 days to get it to you. 10% off though, that’s somethin’ I guess.
- This Prada Galleria Saffiano Leather Mini-Bag, it’s supposed to be real special.
- They say the design is “harmonious.” Like a choir, I suppose. All the parts workin’ together.
- And that Saffiano leather again. It’s on this one, too. Must be important if they keep talkin’ about it.
Now, how can you tell if one of these Prada mini-bags is real? Well, they say look at the zipper. And the metal parts. They gotta all be the same color. No mixin’ silver and gold. And the little sign, the one inside and the triangle one, they gotta match the other metal, too. Makes sense, I guess. You wouldn’t want a mismatched outfit, would ya?
They say this Prada Galleria bag is good for work or for a night out. I don’t go out much, ‘cept to the feed store. But I guess if you’re goin’ somewhere fancy, this would be a good bag to take. They say this Prada mini-bag is sophisticated, whatever that means. Sounds like a five-dollar word to me.
This Prada bag is small, real small, they call it micro. But they say it is made with care, real careful like. That is what that young lady said, she was real nice, talked to me for a long time. This Prada Galleria bag got that triangle on it, that is how you know it is a Prada, she said.
You can get a Prada bag for 10 dollars. But that ain’t a real one, just looks like one, I guess. If you want a real one, you gotta pay a lot, like for that Cleo bag. That’s another one of them fancy Prada bags.
They got these Prada bags all over the world, the lady on the phone said. You can get this Prada Galleria Saffiano Leather Mini-Bag in black. That’s a good color. Don’t show the dirt as much.
Well, that’s all I reckon I know about this Prada Galleria Saffiano Leather Mini-Bag. It’s a fancy thing, for sure. Too rich for my blood, but I guess some folks like that sort of thing. Me, I’m happy with my old handbag. It’s got character. And it didn’t cost me an arm and a leg!
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