This here watch, they call it a High imitation Rolex Two-tone Black Submariner Original order. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But it ain’t the real deal, just looks like it. Folks like these ’cause they look like a million bucks without costing it. You know what I mean?
This Submariner, they say it’s the “icon itself.” Whatever that means. But you see these shiny watches on them rich folks’ wrists. This one is black and gold, two-tone they call it. Looks real nice, I reckon. I’ve seen those rich fellas wearin’ em. But I ain’t never had one myself. Too much money.
They make these fake ones, see? And they make ’em good. Real good. Hard to tell the difference, I hear. The real ones, they cost more than my whole house. This fake one, though, that’s somethin’ else. They got this “unidirectional bezel,” whatever that is. And “luminous markers.” That’s just the glow-in-the-dark stuff, I guess.
- This thing, it’s heavy. About 130g, they say.
- Some parts are gold, but not much.
- They’re less common than the all-steel ones.
Some folks, they like the blue ones. Some like black. This one here, it’s black. Black and gold. They call this other one “Seiko.” What a name for a watch, I tell ya. I’ve heard of Deep Blue too. More water names, like Submariner. They must like water, these watch people.
Now, a real one, they say it costs between $8,000 and $14,000. Can you believe that? For a watch! And some other one, this green one, that’s even more. They say $10,250 and $10,800! I don’t know what all them numbers mean, but it’s a lot of money, that’s for sure. This one is a Counterfeit watch. But a good one, they say. The Best Quality Replica Rolex Submariner, they call it.
But this fake one, this High imitation Rolex, it’s much cheaper. You can get one for a fraction of the price. They use the same stuff, they say. Even the inside, the “movement,” they call it, is just like the real one. It’s all about that Rolex Submariner name, I guess.
I saw a man down the street, he was wearin’ one of these. Looked just like the real thing. Couldn’t tell the difference, not from far away. He was smilin’ like a cat that got the cream. He probably saved a whole heap of money, gettin’ a fake one. Smart fella.
They got all kinds of these fake watches. Black ones, blue ones, gold ones. They got watches that look like they’re from outer space. These fake Rolex watches are somethin’, I tell ya. They call this one an “original order.” I don’t know what that means, but it sounds important. Like it’s one of the first ones they made. Or somethin’.
This Two-tone Black Submariner, it’s a popular one. People like the black and gold. Looks classy, they say. Like somethin’ a movie star would wear. Or one of them rich businessmen. But it’s just a fake watch. Ain’t no need to spend all that money on a real one.
These fake ones, they’re just as good. They tell the time, don’t they? That’s all a watch needs to do. Tell the time. This one, it’s got a nice weight to it. Feels good on your wrist. And it looks good, too. Real good. Just like a real Rolex.
You want one of these, you can find ’em. They sell ’em all over. But you gotta be careful. Some of these fakes, they ain’t so good. They fall apart after a while. But this one, this High imitation Rolex Two-tone Black Submariner Original order, this is a good one. You can trust this one.