My old eyes ain’t what they used to be, but I tell ya, this Yves Saint Laurent YSL JUNE BOX BAG, I saw it online, it’s somethin’ else. They call it a remake, like they took the old one and made it new again. Seems to be a hot item in that official flagship store, whatever that is. Must be a fancy place.
They got all these fancy words for it, like “Lambskin Quilted.” Sounds like somethin’ you’d find on a farm, that lambskin. Quilted, like my old bed cover, I reckon. Must be soft, that’s for sure. And “Monogram.” Don’t rightly know what that means, but it sounds important. This bag, it’s all black, like a crow’s feather, but shiny. It is a good color for a bag, won’t show the dirt easy.
- Black like a crow
- Shiny, oh so shiny!
- Lambskin, soft like a baby’s behind
I seen some pictures, and it’s got this strap, you know, for puttin’ it on your shoulder. Looks like you can make it longer or shorter, dependin’ on how you like to wear it. Some folks like ’em high, some like ’em low. This one, they say it’s adjustable. That’s a good thing, I reckon. Can’t be havin’ a bag that don’t fit right. It’s like buyin’ shoes that are too big or too small, just ain’t no good.
Now, I ain’t never bought one of these fancy designer bags. My old purse has done me just fine for years. But I can see why the young folks like ’em. They are pretty. They look like they’d hold a good bit, too. Maybe not a whole chicken, but enough for your everyday needs. Probably fit your lipstick, your little mirror, and maybe even a small snack. You never know when you are gonna need a little somethin’ to nibble on.
They say it’s got a flap on the front. A flap is important. You don’t want your things fallin’ out. And somethin’ called a “pivoting cassandre closure.” Now, I don’t know what in tarnation that is, but it sounds fancy. Must be one of them new-fangled contraptions they put on these YSL bags. Probably keeps it all shut up tight. And that is important. Ain’t nothin’ worse than losin’ your stuff cause your bag popped open.
Inside, they say it’s got “suede lining.” That is that soft stuff, like velvet almost. Must feel real nice when you reach in there to get somethin’. And it’s got a pocket, a flat one. Good for keepin’ your important papers or maybe a little bit of cash. You always gotta have a little cash on hand, just in case.
They talk about this “Yves Saint Laurent” fella like he’s some kind of king. Must be a big shot in the city, makin’ all these fancy bags. This June Box Bag, they say it is his. He must have a whole lot of these bags if he’s puttin’ his name on all of ’em. I just hope he is treatin’ his workers right. That is important, you know. Gotta be fair to the folks who work for ya.
This bag, it ain’t cheap, I can tell ya that much. They want a pretty penny for it. But I guess if you got the money, and you want somethin’ nice, then why not? It’s your money, you can spend it how you like. Just don’t go gettin’ yourself in debt over a purse, now. That ain’t smart.
- Expensive, that is for sure
- But pretty, oh so pretty
- If you got the money, honey, go for it
I seen they sell these bags all over the place. They got stores, and they got this internet thing. You can buy anythin’ on that internet these days. Even these YSL June Box bags. Just be careful who you buy from, though. There’s a lot of folks out there tryin’ to trick ya. Make sure you get the real deal, not some cheap knock-off. You do not want to pay all that money for somethin’ that ain’t real.
They say all Saint Laurent bags got a number on ’em, a “serial number.” Like a secret code, I reckon. They put it on a little piece of leather inside the bag. That’s how you know it’s the real McCoy. So if you’re gonna buy one of these, make sure you check for that number. It is like a guarantee, I suppose. Makes you feel better knowin’ you got the genuine article.
They even wrap these bags up all pretty, like a present. Put ’em in a special box. I guess that is part of the whole experience. Makes you feel special, I suppose. And then they put that box in another box, a plain one, for shippin’. They do not want nothin’ happenin’ to that fancy bag on its way to ya. That makes sense, I reckon. You are payin’ good money, you want it to arrive in one piece.
Well, I reckon that’s about all I got to say about this Yves Saint Laurent YSL JUNE BOX BAG. It’s a fancy thing, that’s for sure. If you’re lookin’ for a new Crossbody bag, and you got the money to spend, you might wanna check it out. Just remember what I said about that serial number, and make sure you’re buyin’ from a place you trust. And don’t go spendin’ your rent money on a purse. Be smart, now. There is nothin’ wrong with an old, reliable bag, you know. But if you want somethin’ new and shiny, well, that is up to you. Just remember your old granny’s advice.
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