Hey there, you young’uns! Lemme tell you somethin’ about them fancy Rolex watches, ‘specially that new green one, the Submariner. I hear it’s all the rage. But them things, they cost more than my old cow Bessie! And what’s worse, there’s fellas out there tryin’ to sell ya fakes! Yep, high imitation Rolex watches, they call ’em. Look real close to the real thing, but they ain’t.
Now, I ain’t no fancy watch expert, but I’ve seen a thing or two in my day. And I know that them fancy stores, Rolex Submariner specialty stores, they the only place to get the real deal. But even then, you gotta be careful, so many tricky folks out there.
Them fake Rolex watches, they lookin’ more and more like the real ones these days. They even copy the little crown thingy, the logo, real good. But lemme tell ya, there’s ways to tell if it ain’t real.
First off, you look at that little window, the date thingy. On a real Rolex, it’s clear as a summer sky. If it’s blurry or cloudy-like, somethin’ ain’t right. That’s a big sign it’s a first copy Rolex, a fake one.
- That little date window, they call it the Cyclops lens, you look at it real good, it should be clear.
- If it’s hazy, you know somethin’s up, it is a high imitation Rolex.
- The real ones, they use some kinda fancy glass.
Then, you look at them numbers. On a real Rolex Submariner, they ain’t just painted on. They’re like, carved in there. You can feel ’em, almost. But on them fake Rolex watches, the numbers are usually just painted on. Cheap and easy. Like puttin’ lipstick on a pig, ya know?
And the way it ticks! A real Rolex, it’s smooth. Like a gentle stream flowin’ down the hill. Them fakes, they sometimes tick kinda jerky. Like an old rooster tryin’ to crow. That’s ’cause the insides ain’t the same. The real ones got some fancy, high-quality stuff in there that makes ’em work just right.
- The real Rolex Submariner, it ticks real smooth.
- The fakes can be jerky.
- That’s how you can tell the insides ain’t the same.
And that metal band, the bracelet, it’s heavy and solid on a real Rolex. Feels good in your hand. Them high imitation Rolex ones, sometimes they feel kinda light and cheap. Like tin foil almost. And the way they connect, the links, it’s different too.
The real deal Rolex Submariner, them end links, they are solid. That’s the part that connects to the watch. You can tell a real one from a fake one just by lookin’ at that. And the clasp, that’s the part that closes the bracelet, it has these little markings on it, like secret codes. Them fakes, they try to copy it, but it never looks quite right. The markings are all messed up, or missing altogether.
- Real Rolex, the bracelet is heavy.
- Fakes, it can feel light and cheap.
- The end links, solid on a real one.
- The clasp, it’s got special markings.
Now, you go to one of them Rolex Submariner specialty stores, you’d think you’re safe, right? Well, mostly. But even there, you gotta keep your eyes peeled. Some folks, they might try to switch a real one for a fake one right under your nose! It’s a cruel world, I tell ya.
So, if you’re gonna spend your hard-earned money on one of them fancy Rolex Submariner watches, you best be careful. Go to a Rolex Submariner specialty store, that’s the best place. But even then, you gotta know what to look for. Look at that date window, check them numbers, feel the weight of that bracelet.
Don’t be fooled by them high imitation Rolex watches! They might look pretty, but they ain’t worth the trouble. It’s like buyin’ a shiny apple that’s rotten on the inside. You’re just throwin’ your money away. And nobody wants that, ‘specially not in these times.
Remember what old me told ya. You be careful out there, and don’t let them city slickers trick ya. You work hard for your money, so spend it wisely. And if you see a Rolex that’s too good to be true, it probably is. Just walk away, and save yourself a heap of trouble. There you go, that’s my two cents on them fancy Rolex watches. Now, go on and get yourself somethin’ nice, but be smart about it!
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