Well, let me tell ya, this here High Imitation Rolex Two-tone Blue Submariner thing, it’s all the rage now. Folks are buyin’ it left and right. But you gotta be careful, ya hear? Not everything that glitters is gold, as they say. I ain’t no expert, but I’ve seen a thing or two, and I can share what I know.
First off, that watch, it’s supposed to be heavy. Like, real heavy. The real ones, they got some weight to ’em. If it feels light, like a feather, you know somethin’ ain’t right. They say them real ones got a case, what they call it, diameter? Yeah, that’s it. About 40 millimeters, which is like, I dunno, that much holds up fingers to estimate. So, if it’s too small or too big, it’s probably a fake.
Now, let’s talk about the color. This “two-tone blue” thing, it’s gotta be just right. Not too dark, not too light. Like the sky on a clear summer day, you know? And the gold, it shouldn’t be too yellow, or too, uh, what’s that word… brassy? Yeah, brassy. It should look, well, real. Like the gold teeth my old man used to have, shiny and rich-lookin’. You see a watch that’s got some off-color gold, you walk away, I tell ya.
- Heavy weight is important.
- The size should be around 40 millimeters.
- The blue and gold colors should look real and rich.
And them hands, they gotta move smooth. Real smooth. Not jerky or nothin’. Like a good ol’ clock, tick-tock, tick-tock, but real quiet. If it’s makin’ a loud noise, or the hands are jumpin’ around, it’s a fake for sure. And that little window where you see the date? It should be clear as day, not all blurry or crooked. A good watch, it’s gotta have everything just perfect.
People say this Rolex Submariner, it’s a good investment. Like putting your money in a bank, but better. ‘Cause you can wear it, see? And show it off. But only if it’s real, mind you. A fake watch, that’s just throwin’ your money away. There’s this other watch, the GMT Master II, they say that’s a good one too. Especially the one with the rose gold. Folks are crazy about that rose gold these days. But that’s a whole ‘nother story.
So, how much does one of these real watches cost? Well, I heard they ain’t cheap. That stainless steel one with the black face, it’s like, nine thousand somethin’ dollars! Can you believe that? And the one with the black and blue, what they call the “Batman”, that’s even more! Lord have mercy! I could buy a whole farm with that kinda money.
But you know what they say, you get what you pay for. And if you want a real Rolex, you gotta shell out the dough. But don’t go gettin’ ripped off neither. There’s a lot of folks out there tryin’ to sell you fake stuff. They make these things so good, sometimes you can’t even tell the difference. That’s why you gotta be smart. Look real close, feel the weight, and if somethin’ feels off, don’t buy it. Better safe than sorry, that’s what I always say.
There’s a lot of talk about how to tell if a watch is real or not. They got these guides, you know, tellin’ you all the little details to look for. But for me, it’s all about the feel. If it feels right, if it looks right, if it smells right, well, maybe not smell, but you get the idea. It’s gotta be somethin’ special. Somethin’ that makes you say, “Yep, that’s the real deal.”
And lemme tell ya, this Two-tone Blue Submariner, when it’s real, it’s somethin’ to behold. It’s like a piece of jewelry, a work of art. Somethin’ you can pass down to your grandkids, you know? But only if you get the real thing. So, be careful out there, folks. Don’t let nobody fool ya. And if you find a good deal, well, good for you. Just make sure it ain’t too good to be true.
So, to sum it up, remember these things:
- The watch needs to be heavy.
- The colors gotta be just right.
- The hands should move smooth.
- The date window should be clear.
- And don’t pay too little, or too much!
And lastly, trust your gut. If somethin’ feels fishy, walk away. There’s plenty of other fish in the sea, or watches in the store, as it were.
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