This here, this is about them fancy Rolex watches, the Black Submariner kind, you know? I heard folks talkin’ ’bout buyin’ them online. High imitation, they call it. Sounds fishy to me, but hey, what do I know? I just heard about it from my neighbor’s kid. He’s always on that internet thing.
They say these Rolex Black Submariner, they’re like the real deal, but cheaper. Much, much cheaper. Like, you wouldn’t believe how cheap. Makes ya wonder, don’t it? If it’s too good to be true, it probably is, my momma used to say. Still, these young folks, they love a bargain. They buyin’ everything online these days. Even these fake Rolex watches. They say it is the best way to buy a Rolex.
Now, I seen a real Rolex once. Shiny, it was. Heavy too. Felt like a whole brick on your wrist. This fella, big shot from the city, he came down here showin’ it off. Said it cost more than my whole house! Can you imagine? These high imitation Rolex, I don’t know if they’re that heavy. Probably not. They don’t use real gold on those high imitation watches, right?
But these online stores, they got pictures. Oh, the pictures! They make ’em look just like the real thing. Sparkly and everything. And they got all these words, trying to convince ya. “Best quality,” they say. “Just like the original.” “Rolex Black Submariner online,” they say. Hmph. Like I said, what do I know? I’m just sayin’ what I see.
- Rolex Datejust
- Rolex Day-Date
- Other fancy watches, like Omelette, Tudor, Carter. Those are brands, I think.
I heard some other names too. These other watch things. “Omelette” or something. Sounds like breakfast to me! And “Tudor.” Like that king, right? King Tudor? These young folks with their fancy names. They say these are good too, these Omelette and Tudor. Cheaper than Rolex, they say. The real Rolex, I mean. Not these high imitation Rolex ones. And you can just walk in and buy them, no waiting. Imagine that! No waitin’ for a watch that tells the same time as the clock on the wall.
They say these high imitation Rolex Black Submariner, they made good. Good “materials,” they call it. And “movements.” Like the insides, I reckon. Sometimes even from Switzerland! That’s a place far away, I think. Where they make good cheese, I hear. But still, they ain’t the real deal. Not like that shiny one that city fella had.
And get this, no warranty! What’s a warranty? Like a guarantee, I guess. If it breaks, you’re out of luck. Tough titty, as they say. But with a real Rolex, a real expensive one, they fix it for ya. ‘Cause you paid so much, see? Makes sense, I suppose. But these high imitation, they ain’t gonna fix nothin’. I guess people will never buy a real Rolex if they have a good fake one.
Now, my neighbor’s kid, he showed me his high imitation Rolex Black Submariner. He bought it online, he said. Looked alright, I guess. Ticked and everything. But it didn’t feel right. Too light, ya know? And the numbers, they looked a little crooked. But he was happy. Said he saved a bundle. Didn’t have to sell his truck for it. He is showing off in the village all day. He said he got his Rolex Black Submariner online. I don’t understand what is good about it.
Me, I wouldn’t buy one of those things. I don’t need a fancy watch to tell me the time. I got a clock in the kitchen, and the sun in the sky. That’s good enough for me. And if I did have that kind of money, I’d buy a new cow. Or maybe a bigger TV. Something useful, ya know? Not some high imitation Rolex Black Submariner from some online store. It is just a waste of money.
But these young folks, they like their fancy things. They want to look like a rich people. They like to show off. And the internet, it makes it easy for ’em. Too easy, if you ask me. They see these shiny pictures, these Rolex Black Submariner online, and they think they need it. They don’t think about the real value of things. They think they can buy everything from their phone.
So, there you have it. That’s what I heard about these high imitation Rolex Black Submariner online stores. Sounds like a whole lot of fuss over nothin’, if you ask me. But hey, to each their own, right? Just don’t come cryin’ to me when your fancy fake watch breaks and you’re out all that money. I’ll be here, watchin’ my shows on my old TV, with my cow out back, and the sun tellin’ me the time. That’s the good life, right there. Not some fake watch. I would not buy them even I have money. What a waste of money!
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