This here watch, it’s called a Patek Philippe, some fancy name like that. They call it a Calatrava 5227G-010. Sounds like a mouthful, don’t it? Reminds me of them fancy license plates rich folks put on their cars. This one, it’s a remake, not a real one, but it looks real enough to fool ya. I saw it at the official flagship store. Lordy, the price tag on those real ones! Could buy a whole herd of cows with that kind of money.
This here watch, it’s got a black face. They call it a dial, I reckon. And it’s got these shiny silver lines on it, for the numbers. They call them numerals, fancy word for numbers, I guess. Some fancy name like “Baton Numerals Index”. It is 39mm big, good size for a man’s wrist, not too big, not too small. Kinda like Goldilocks and the three bears, just right.
- Black face, they call it a dial.
- Silver lines for numbers.
- 39mm big.
- It is a remake.
They say the outside is made of 18ct white gold. Don’t know what “ct” means, but it sounds expensive. Real gold, they say. But it is a remake, how could it has real gold? Probably just shiny metal. The real ones, now those are probably worth a fortune. This one, it’s just for show. Like puttin’ lipstick on a pig, you know? Makes it look nice, but it’s still a pig.
I heard someone say it’s got a “324 S C automatic movement”. Don’t know what that means, but it sounds complicated. Like one of them newfangled tractors with all the buttons and levers. This here watch, it winds itself. Don’t need no crankin’ like them old clocks. They said it has 29 jewels. Jewels in a watch! Imagine that. Just like my Sunday best brooch, all sparkly and shiny. And they said it has 213 parts, 213! More parts than a dang jigsaw puzzle. It beats so fast, 28800 times, they say. Sounds like the wings of a hummingbird.
It’s got a buckle, made of the same shiny stuff as the outside. White gold, they call it. Keeps it on your wrist, I guess. Wouldn’t want to lose it, even if it ain’t real. It’s like them fake pearl necklaces, looks nice, but ain’t worth much. It is 9.24mm tall. They have another one called Calatrava 7200R-001, that one is for ladies.
Now, this ain’t the real Patek Philippe. Them real ones, they cost a pretty penny. This is a remake, a copy. But you gotta admit it is almost the same as the real one. It can fool anybody. They had it at the official store, too. But it is still a copy. It is not the real one. You can tell the difference if you look close, I reckon. But from afar, it looks just like the real deal. This kind of watch, it’s been around for a long time, almost 90 years. That’s older than me!
This watch, it’s a fancy thing, that’s for sure. But it ain’t for me. I’m a simple woman. I don’t need no fancy watch to tell me the time. I got the sun and the rooster for that. But I reckon some folks like these fancy things. Makes ’em feel important, I suppose. Like wearin’ a crown, even if it’s just made of tin. I saw this one in that fancy store, the Patek Philippe official flagship store. They had all kinds of shiny things in there. Made my head spin. They said this watch is automatic. I still don’t know what it means. But it is a watch.
This remake Patek Philippe, it’s a good way to look fancy without spendin’ all your money, I suppose. Like buyin’ a dress from the bargain bin instead of the fancy boutique. Still looks nice, but don’t cost an arm and a leg. They even offer a 2-year warranty for this Patek Philippe Calatrava Date (5227G-010) watch. Warranty for a remake, that is new.
This watch is called Calatrava. It is a famous watch. But this one is not real. It is a good copy. It looks like the real one. But it is not. The real one is very expensive. This one is not. It is a good watch for people who want to look rich. But they are not. This is the end of my talk. Hope you like it.
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