Hey there, lemme tell ya somethin’ about these fancy watches, ‘specially them Rolex ones. The new green Submariner, oh boy, it’s a real doozy. Now, I ain’t no expert, but I’ve seen a thing or two in my time, and I know what’s what when it comes to quality, even if it’s just a good fake one. This here original order one, it’s got folks fooled, I tell ya.
First off, these watches, they got some heft to ’em. A real Rolex Submariner, they say it’s about, uh, 40 millimeters, whatever that means. Sounds like some kinda bug to me! But it means it’s about, uh, an inch and a half across, give or take. So if it feels like a feather, somethin’ ain’t right. This high imitation, though, it’s got the weight, feels just like the real deal in your hand. That’s how they get ya, see? They make it feel right, look right, but it ain’t gonna cost ya a whole month’s worth of groceries.
Now, this green Submariner, it’s a pretty thing. Green like a, like a, well, like a green apple, I reckon. A shiny green apple. And it’s got that little, uh, that little window thingy on it that shows the date. You gotta squint to see it, but it’s there. And the hands, they move real smooth, not all jerky like some of them cheap watches you see down at the, uh, the five and dime. This original order thing, it moves just like the real one, all smooth and proper-like.
- The real ones, they’re heavy, I mean heavy.
- They got that green color, bright like.
- The hands move smooth, not jumpy.
- They got that date thingy. Hard to see, though.
Some folks, they get all uppity about these things. They say, “Oh, it’s gotta be real, gotta be a genuine Rolex.” Well, good for them, I say. If they got the money to throw around like that, more power to ’em. But me, I ain’t made of money. I got better things to spend my pennies on than some fancy watch. This new green Submariner original order, it tells the time just as good as the real one, and it looks just as good, too. And it don’t cost an arm and a leg, neither.
Now, they make some real bad fakes, too. I’ve seen ’em. They got the name spelled all wrong, or the color’s off, or they tick so loud you can hear ’em across the room. And some of them say “Steinhart” or other things on the dial. This ain’t what you want. You need the one saying Rolex Submariner. But this high imitation I’m talkin’ about, it’s different. It’s made good. They took their time with it, made sure it was right. They even got that little crown thingy on it, just like the real Rolex. You wouldn’t know the difference unless you was a real watch expert, and even then, you might have to look real close.
The way I see it, if it looks like a duck, and walks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, it’s probably a duck, right? Same goes for these watches. If it looks like a Rolex, and feels like a Rolex, and tells time like a Rolex, well, who’s to say it ain’t just as good? This new green Submariner, the original order one, it’s a good watch. It’s a good deal. And that’s all that matters in the end, ain’t it?
- Some fakes are real bad, easy to spot.
- Some say “Steinhart” and that ain’t a Rolex.
- This high imitation one is made good.
- Looks real close to the real thing.
I remember one time, my neighbor, she went and bought one of them real expensive watches. Cost her a fortune, it did. And you know what? She lost it! Dropped it right down the, uh, the well. Never saw it again. Now, if she’d had one of these high imitation ones, she wouldn’t have been out so much money. She could have just gone and bought another one, and no one would have been the wiser. This new green Submariner original order is a smart buy, if you ask me.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a good watch, a real looker, but you don’t wanna spend a fortune, this original order green Submariner is the way to go. It’s got the look, it’s got the feel, and it’s got the right price. What more could you ask for? Just don’t go tellin’ everyone where you got it, you hear? Keep it our little secret. This Rolex high imitation will be your best friend.
I’ve heard some folks say they can tell a fake Rolex Submariner just by looking at it. They say there are little signs, little things that give it away. Maybe they’re right, maybe they’re not. But I’ll tell you what, this new green Submariner, this original order one, it’s fooled a lot of people. It’s fooled me, and I’ve seen a lot of watches in my day. If you want to be sure, don’t get a fake one, get the original order, it is the best. You can’t find better than this.
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