That Rolex Submariner, oh boy, it’s something else. I saw one the other day, shiny and all. They call it “No-Date” or something. Sounds fancy, right? But I tell ya, it’s just a watch, a real expensive one. This one, it’s all black, like the bottom of a cooking pot. But a clean one, you know? A spiffy, shiny black.
They say it’s a “Classic Style“. I guess that means it ain’t going out of fashion anytime soon. Like my old dress, the one with the flowers. It’s old, but folks still say it looks nice. Maybe it’s the same with this watch. I don’t know much about these things, but I know what I like. And this Rolex, it’s alright. I wouldn’t buy it, mind you. Too much money for my old pockets.
I heard some folks, they try to make copies. “High imitation Rolex,” they say. They look real close to the real thing, but they ain’t the real thing. It’s like them fake flowers Martha got for her table. They look like roses, but they ain’t got no smell. You can tell if you look close enough. But some of these fake watches, they’re tricky.
This Rolex, the real one, it’s heavy. I held one once, down at the market. A fella was showing it off. It felt solid, like a good tool. Not like those cheap ones that feel like they’re gonna break if you tap ’em too hard. He said this here Rolex Submariner, it got no date on it. That make it special, he said. A “No-Date Black Submariner“, special like.
- Rolex Submariner, that’s the name.
- Black as night, this one is.
- No date on it, which is apparently a big deal.
- “Classic Style,” they call it.
- Lots of fakes out there, gotta watch out.
Now, I heard about another one, called a Casio. Some fella was saying it’s a good watch, and it don’t cost you an arm and a leg. He said it’s like them Rolexes, but cheaper. “Casio Duro” he called it. Said it was a good watch, and it ain’t gonna break the bank. Don’t look as shiny as that Rolex Submariner, though. Not as much bling, you know? But it tells the time, and that’s what matters, I reckon.
This Rolex, it’s got this band, they call it an “Oyster.” Don’t ask me why. Maybe it looks like an oyster shell? I don’t know. But it’s metal, and it’s strong. I saw a picture of one, it was all black, like the watch face. “Black Dial,” they said. Sounds like something from one of them spy movies. Rolex Submariner Date No Holes, that’s what another fella said his watch was. I reckon there are lots of different kinds of this Rolex thing.
This one fella, he bought one of these Rolex Submariners. Said he got it from a good seller. “A++,” he said. Must be like getting an A+ on your schoolwork. Said he’d buy from them again. Must be a good place to get one of these fancy watches if you’re into that sort of thing. “Authentic,” he said. That means it’s the real deal, not one of them High imitation Rolex watches.
I don’t know why folks make such a fuss about these watches. A watch is a watch, right? It tells you the time. But I guess some folks like fancy things. And this Rolex Submariner, it’s about as fancy as it gets. This “No-Date Black Submariner“, it’s like the king of watches, I suppose. At least that is what I hear people say about it. It is for sure a real Classic Style.
If you’re gonna get one of these, you gotta be careful. Lots of fakes out there, like I said. You gotta know what you’re looking for. Otherwise, you might end up with a dud. And that ain’t good, especially when you’re spending all that money. Like buying a pig in a poke, my old man used to say. You think you’re getting something good, but you end up with nothing. This High imitation Rolex, that is what it is like.
This Rolex, though, it’s something else. It is a Classic Style, for sure. I can see why folks like it. It’s shiny, it’s heavy, it’s… well, it’s a Rolex. And that name, it means something, I guess. Even I know that. It’s like the Cadillac of watches. This No-Date Black Submariner, it is top of the line.
I still wouldn’t buy one, though. Too much money. I’d rather spend my money on something useful. Like a new pair of shoes, or maybe a nice pie. But if you got the money, and you like that sort of thing, then go for it. Just make sure you’re getting a real one, not one of them High imitation Rolex watches. And if you see one of them Rolex Submariner Date No Holes watches, let me know. Just remember the name Rolex Submariner. And the Classic Style is the No-Date Black Submariner one.
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