Hey there, y’all! Let’s gab a bit about them fancy watches, the ones they call “High imitation Rolex Two-tone Blue Submariner”, or somethin’ like that. Don’t rightly know what all them words mean, but I reckon it’s a watch, and a purdy one at that, with that blue color and all.
Now, I ain’t no expert on these here fancy things. I’m just a simple person, you know? But I’ve seen folks wearin’ watches all my life. My grandpappy had a pocket watch, big as a biscuit, and it ticked and tocked all day long. He said it kept him on time, though I never did see him rushin’ nowhere. Time, he said, was just a suggestion. These newfangled watches, though, they’re somethin’ else. Shiny and glitzy, like somethin’ a movie star would wear.
I heard tell these “Two-tone Submariner” watches are kinda heavy. Someone told me they weigh about 130 grams. That’s a fair bit, ain’t it? But they say most of it ain’t even gold, just a little bit here and there, on the links and that little knob you use to set the time. I reckon that’s why they call it “two-tone”, ’cause it’s got two different colors, like gold and somethin’ else, probably that silvery stuff they call steel.
Folks are always jawin’ about whether the blue one or the black one is better. Seems like a silly thing to argue about, if you ask me. It’s just a color, ain’t it? But I guess some folks got strong opinions about these things. Like my cousin Bessie, she wouldn’t be caught dead wearin’ anythin’ but red. Said it matched her hair, though her hair’s more orange than red these days, bless her heart.
- The weight of these watches: I heard it is about 130 grams, and not all of it is gold, just a little bit on the band and the crown, you know, the little thing you turn to set the time.
- The color debate: Blue or black, that is the question! Folks can’t seem to agree on which is better. It’s like arguin’ over whether biscuits are better with butter or gravy. Everyone has their own preference.
- The price: I ain’t got no clue how much these things cost, but I bet it’s a pretty penny. Enough to feed a family for a month, I reckon. But some folks got money to burn, I guess.
Now, I seen some folks tryin’ to sell these watches online, on them auction websites. They got all sorts of fancy words and pictures, tryin’ to make ’em sound special. Talkin’ about “special objects” and “expert selections.” Sounds like a bunch of hooey to me. But I guess that’s how they do things these days. Got to make everythin’ sound important, even if it’s just a watch.
I also heard about some other watches, cheaper ones, made by a company called Casio. They say them Casio watches are good, too, even though they ain’t as fancy as them Rolexs. Kinda like how my old Ford pickup ain’t as fancy as them new Cadillacs, but it gets me where I need to go, and that’s all that matters. You don’t need a fancy watch to tell the time, just like you don’t need a fancy car to get to the grocery store.
And then there’s them Cartier watches. Heard they got somethin’ called a “quick changing” somethin’ or other. Don’t know what that means, but it sounds complicated. I like things simple, myself. Like a good cup of coffee in the mornin’ and a comfortable chair to sit in. Don’t need no fancy gadgets or gizmos.
Anyways, back to them “High Imitation Rolex Two-Tone Blue Submariner” watches. If you got the money and you like the way they look, then I say go for it. It’s your money, ain’t it? But don’t go thinkin’ it’ll make you a better person or anythin’. It’s just a watch, a shiny piece of metal that tells the time. And even then, sometimes it ain’t even tellin’ the right time. My old kitchen clock is more reliable than any of them fancy watches, I bet.
At the end of the day, it is all about what you like and what makes you happy. If a “High Imitation Rolex Two-tone Blue Submariner” makes you happy, then who am I to judge? But just remember, time is precious, no matter what kind of watch you’re wearin’. So don’t waste it on worryin’ about fancy things. Spend it with the folks you love, doin’ the things you enjoy. That’s my two cents, anyhow.
So there you have it, my ramblin’ thoughts on them fancy watches. Hope it made some kind of sense. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta go check on my biscuits. Wouldn’t want ’em to burn, you know.
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